John Waters - Let's Take Over the WorldMisc
Yes, we're tired of waiting. We're tired of whining. So let's overthrow all authority with the power of perverted humor. Yes, filthiest people alive, the time has come for our cult to advance. Lead others to John Waters and his twisted crackpot religion as he calls to arms those who promote his anal antidisestablishmentarianism. Help him plot, infiltrate, recruit, and celebrate a cesspool coup d'état. Spontaneously combust as he performs his rapid-fire comedy vermin-sermon just for you. We're gonna topple and bottom totalitarianism, take the dick out of dictatorship to form an oral oligarchy that mutates morality and rips the rabid right AND left a new bonus hole. Go, go, go to the John Waters show! Power to the People who permanently positively pollute politics.